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Smash 1
The Narc
MODELS
VLAN
QUOTES
" I feel like Im walking to fucking Mars. "
AMSTERDAM
Ziggo Dome
" Bless up, I won that. "
ANTWERP
Sportpaleis
" Fuck Gordon Ramsey. If you want my opinion,
he says fuck too much. "
STUTTGART
Hanns-Martin-Schleyer-Halle
" I need some precise scissors."
" It's Dijon actually."
COLOGNE
Lanxess Arena
" RIGHT. Get your finger out my arsehole. "
VIENNA
Wiener Stadthalle
" RIGHT. Someone fire up easyJet.
I'm gonna go and twat this cunt. "
" RIGHT. Vectorworks. Oh my god.
Mate a proper neek has drawn this. "
BERLIN
Uber Arena
" I don't do chicken in large quantities. "
MUNICH
Olympiahalle
" Give me two knives.
Give me a butter.
Give me a dujon."
FRANKFURT
Festhalle
" I've done it again. I fell in love with a stripper. "
" Have we just done a lap of a roundabout?
Come on, this is great. "
LEIPZIG
Quarterback Immobilien Arena
" Only legends call it dujon. "
HAMBURG
Barclays Arena
" Just woke up hadn't I...
So I bought 72 kinders and a Barbour gillet. "
TAMPERE
Nokia Arena
" So. Anyway. Tits. Question mark? "
" If you use your vape as a stylus
these work much better. "
STOCKHOLM
3 Arena
" I have completed life. "
OSLO
Unity Arena
" I have now completed touring. "
GOTHENBURG
Scandinavium
" Thats my mind.
Just tits and lights mate, massive virgin. "
" First thing I do in any city
is whip out the Michelin guide. "
HANNOVER
ZAG Arena
" RIGHT. You can't put Meatloaf on I wanna go bed. "
ROTTERDAM
Rotterdam Ahoy
" Toby said it first, I just put it in Jamaican. "
ESCH-SUR-ALZETTE
Rockhal
" I can't believe how good dancefloor tape is. "
" Mash it up brev. There you go Rich
get your finger in that. "
ZURICH
Hallenstadion
" If he's smashing that. Bless up. Fair play. "
BILBAO
CUBEC - Bilbao Exhibition Centre
" My backpacks full of beer again. "
BARCELONA
Sant Jordi Club
" I'll shit on your pillow. "
" You knuckled me in the paradium. "
MADRID
Palacio Vistalegre
" Why don't you fuck off and annoy
literally anybody else. "
PARIS
Zenith
" Finally we're back in the UK, we can get Jubels. "
NOTTINGHAM
Motorpoint Arena
" Get the fags.
Get the slags.
Get the badge in.
Fucking Stone Island mate. "
" Tits, Buckfast and beer. You fucking nerds. "
CARDIFF
Utilita Arena
" Do you want a White Claw?
Or do you wanna wear it? "
MANCHESTER
AO Arena
" Turns out I'm quite good at Ritalin. "
GLASGOW
OVO Hydro
" George is swearing at the Chinese all night.
Thats whats happening. "
" I can talk freely for once. "
BIRMINGHAM
Utilita Arena
" Ive paid 60 pence to edit this.
It actually works.
Im sick at this now. "
LONDON
OVO Arena Wembley
" Sorry I'm balls deep in the Chinese. "
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